After a series of embarrassing, but amusing, gaffes over the past week where I misread some perfectly innocent signs, I’ve created a new word:
definition: a reading disorder characterised by the sufferer’s unintentional misreading and subsequent confusion of innocent words or phrases with sexually suggestive alternatives; probable cause—reads a lot of smut.
What does this mean? Well, if you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know.
Earlier today I misread a sign for a “Knit Together” crafts class as “Kink Together”. Which could have made for a very awkward
fist first lesson. Nuff said.