On the joy of inventing new words

After a series of embarrassing, but amusing, gaffes over the past week where I misread some perfectly innocent signs, I’ve created a new word:

smutlexia [smut-lek-seeuh]

noun, Pathology

definition: a reading disorder characterised by the sufferer’s unintentional misreading and subsequent confusion of innocent words or phrases with sexually suggestive alternatives; probable cause—reads a lot of smut.

What does this mean? Well, if you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know.

Earlier today I misread a sign for a “Knit Together” crafts class as “Kink Together”. Which could have made for a very awkward fist first lesson. Nuff said.

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About mina murray

Mina Murray is an Antipodean, whisky aficionado and (part-time) smut-peddler. Her work is published in anthologies by Cleis Press, Tempted Romance and Mischief Books, including Seductress: Erotic Tales of Immortal Desire; Best Bondage Erotica 2013; Brief Encounters: Tales of Fast Love; Sudden Sex: 69 Sultry Short Stories; The Mammoth Book of Quick & Dirty Erotica; Baby Got Back; The Big Book of Orgasms; Dressed to Impress; and Lords, Ladies, Butlers and Maids. Look out for more sexy reads in 2015 in Three of Hearts, Conquests: An Anthology of Smoldering Viking Romance and Dirty Dates. Visit Mina at her blog | twitter | pinterest
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